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Well I thought I would post something since im around a computer. Did you know that weather is relative? That 21 degrees is warm? Try standing outside withthe air temp at -14 with a wind chill of -45. First your nose hairs freeze, then the loquid forced out of your eyes by the wind makes a salty path down yoru cheek as if freezes its way south. 21 seems like a heat wave! Now, would you believe that last year I was swimming outside in November? Gotta love that San Antonio! BTW, six year olds are awesome. They get to say whatever they want and it's CUTE!!? However, two year olds, not so much. First of all, the only sounds they make are gobbledy gook, extreme wailing, or extreme snoring. Take it from me, snoring is preferable. At least they are asleep. If they are babbling, that's okay; they're probably occupied. Wailing, however, well, you may be a target for fists, legs, arms, and snot. Moral of the story, if the kid makes loud noises, make sure it is snoring before agreeing to babsyit. Oh, and six year olds that read can tell you some WONDERFUL sotries!

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